Semi-NSFW meme — send me a pairing and a number and I’ll write you a ficlet about one


  1. … grinding up against the other
  2. … moaning the other’s name
  3. … stripping off
  4. … sexting
  5. … giving the other a strip tease
  6. … giving a lap dance
  7. … being drenched whilst wearing white
  8. … leaping into the other’s arms
  9. … confessing a fetish
  10. … pinning the other against a wall
  11. … trying to turn the other on
  12. … successfully turning the other on
  13. … turning the other off
  14. … tying up the other
  15. … spanking the other
  16. … having some “private time” and the other accidentally walking in
  17. … having a “friend” over and the other accidentally interrupting
  18. … flashing the other
  19. having a wet dream and calling the other’s name during it
  20. … bending over seductively to pick something up for the other
  21. … leaving hickeys on the other’s neck
  22. … trying to play footsie with the other during a meeting
  23. … trying to go down on the other, under the table, during dinner


fake movies: avengers lady centric au (for nyssa)

Peggy is the one to get stuck in ice in and survive the century. Pepper doesn’t get rid of Extremis and becomes Rescue. Bruce Banner stays under the radar leaving Betty as the authority in gamma radiation. Jane retains some of the Aether’s powers. Thor is busy ruling Asgard, therefore Sif is the one tasked to retrieve the Tesseract. Director Fury rounds them all up along with Black Widow for his Avengers Initiative and, Barton being compromised, Maria Hill steps up as the marksman of the team. 

tldr; the ladies save the world instead

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let's take a moment to highlight some of the most gorgeous things about this beautiful gifset   shall we? like for example:   the way peggy quietly steels herself upon her first real view of the whole helicarrier in the first gif   the way her calm determination contrasts to steve's reaction in the film   OR   pepper being so fucking done with loki's bullshit   because she knows a self-inflated egotistical tyrant when she sees one   and she's SO OVER giving them the time of DAY much less the opportunity to lord over others   OR HOW ABOUT   maria hill having lady sif's back   because they come from very different worlds and they have very different approaches to battle   but in the end there's a strength and pragmatism that they recognize in one another   that offers them some kinship even beyond their camaraderie as fire-forged warriors   OR WHAT ABOUT   pepper giving natasha significant glances during the first meet-and-greet in the helicarrier   because they know one another and they've worked together before   and the way that parallels to natasha watching pepper fall from the wormhole   the friendship they've never bothered to articulate to one another becoming suddenly so present and so prominent   (if you think natasha and pepper don't start banging immediately after all this idk what to tell you aight)   pepper potts   jane foster   betty ross   natasha romanoff   lady sif   maria hill   peggy carter   marvel   all ladies all the time   yunuen  

a post-allison mix: “i shall die of having lived”


When women speak out forcefully, or perhaps dare to raise their voices and object to things, they are quickly reminded of gender protocol and intolerance for hearing what they have to say–especially when speaking about women’s rights. This is most commonly executed with the phrase, “don’t be a bitch.”

Four short words, yet don’t underestimate their strength: its enough to make almost anyone shut down. To which I say, own it. Being called a bitch is proving that you are overstepping preconceived gender stereotypes, to which the other person is very uncomfortable accepting. When a woman strongly voices her opinion, uses sarcasm instead of smiles, or chooses not to respond to a pitiful pickup line, she cannot be simply dismissed with an upward arch of the brow and a supposed insult. It must be said that women, believe it or not, are people too and sometimes they have bad days and don’t want to exchange pleasantries. Yet when women possess such attitudes, phrases like “don’t be a bitch,” are used to put them back in their subordinate place.

——   Be the Bitch - Nora Turriago (via fatanarchy)
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kate sweeney

Can you? Can you wipe out that much red?

me trying to deal with yunuen's greatness

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe it’s really him, if they even believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s a ghost, you’ll never find him.

Steve Roger’s body is never recovered from the river beneath the train, and Bucky Barnes returns to base holding Zola’s collar with one hand, and the shield in his other. Local myth says the villagers saw him walk from the snowbanks, trailing blood behind him, and he’s been trailing blood ever since.

Steve Rogers as the Winter Soldier